[saucer]

Print Your Sensitive Files Directly Into A Shredder!




The Shrinter® is the world's first combination color laser printer & shredder! Have sensitive files on your PC that you need to keep from prying eyes? You need a Shrinter®. Using our patented steel cutter ink dispersal system, the Shrinter® will allow you to print your files (in full color!) directly into a shredder! Feed your paranoia as you Shrint® your most sensitive data!
Stop wasting your time with traditional print then shred methods! Combine them both and instantly gain far more security and increased productivity in the workplace.

Great for board meetings, corporate lawyers & anybody else who values personal security and privacy! In the information age, paranoia is increasingly the only sane approach. You would be crazy not to be paranoid, so start Shrinting® today!

Features/Specifications:

* Compatible with Windows 2000/XP/ME, Linux, Mac OSX, Plan 9
* Four-toner dry type laser electrophotography w/ precision hardened steel cutters
* 600 x 600 dpi resolution, network management capability via ethernet! Shrint® from afar!
* Shrints® up to 20 pages per minute!
* Strip cut or Cross cut selector mode.
* Wastebasket not included.
* Encryption modules optionally available to one-time encrypt your data as it's being Shrinted® for added security!


hammergeil, braucht man endlich nicht mehr chiffrieren!
hier gibts mehr infos und mit 190$ nicht mal überteuert
ja, okay - ist auch schon ein paar jahre her, aber sowas zieht doch bei printlern?! achja, april - april

[Anti78]

Na, heute (1. April) wäre ich vorsichtig bei sowas.

[Cusario]

könen wir uns auf einen April-Scherz Thread einigen?

[cyanamide]

[saucer]

[chrikle]

[Account gelöscht]

ich hätte es fast geglaubt.

[McMaren]

ich würds mir kaufen. udn dann immer nur shreddern, scheiß auf den normalen ausdruck. dann hat der empfänger doch noch zusätzlichen puzzle-spass.